Tuesday, May 20, 2008

TMI

1). How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?
Babushka - Too many. Sears Home Depot, Target, Wells Fargo, JC Penney, Kohl’s. Most of them are cut up. All but one are paid off. Oh, wait, I forgot I bought a lawn mower. Two are not paid off.
Kahuna – 2 Real Visa’s, One Checking Account Visa, Macy’s and Circuit City. They were until I was separated and began paying for a divorce that never seems to end (other than the monthly attorney bill)

2). Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
Babushka - No. You can love them. You cannot be in love with them.
Kahuna – 2 Real Visa’s, One Checking Account Visa, Macy’s and Circuit City. They were until I was separated and began paying for a divorce that never seems to end (other than the monthly attorney bill)

3).
Should prostitution be legal?
Babushka - I go back and forth on this one. I can see both sides.
Kahuna – 2 Real Visa’s, One Checking Account Visa, Macy’s and Circuit City. They were until I was separated and began paying for a divorce that never seems to end (other than the monthly attorney bill)

4). On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
Babushka - 7.5?
Kahuna – As usual, Babushka has significantly underestimated her score (9.99). As for me, 8.5 because I am with Babushka (much lower pre-B)

5). What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
Babushka - Be cocky, be rude to anyone or say something negative about kids (his mine or others)
Kahuna – Show up with her boyfriend; Show up with her father, Not show up at all

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your worst date ever.
Babushka - Match.com, a cocky man who told me before we even sat down for dinner what he wanted to do to me and how much I would love it THEN told me 1/2 way through dinner that he had just moved here and did not have a job, so it would be great if I could cover dinner because as he said earlier he was worth it THEN used his ever ringing cell phone as an example of a girl he had done those things to and now would not go away. Lovely, huh?
Kahuna – I have so little dating experience. When I was 18, I met a lead singer (gal – thanks anyway) in a bar who thought she was hot shit. I got extremely drunk (common back then), impressed her somehow and she took me home to “fulfill my fantasy”. When we got to her place she immediately got nekkid and then just laid on her back and said ‘go ahead’………so I went ahead and left.

5 comments:

Monique said...

Oh MY ! The date from hell, wow !

Happy TMI

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Uh, I'm sensing something strange in your second and third answer, Kahuna. Perhaps it's just me?

Happy TMI!

The Covert Lover said...

Wow, both date stories are pretty bad - but Kahuna, yours is hilarious! :)
Happy TMI!

Big Kahuna said...

Monique - Welcome to the blog. We hope you return

Ms. I - I see the strangeness you are sensing. Hate it when I rush through things, but then again so does Babushka :-)

C.L. - Glad to see you back. Amazing what youth and alcohol will do to ones senses.

Happy TMI everyone

Amorous Rocker said...

As always, fantastic answers y'all! I always enjoy reading your TMI's so much, lol. Have a great day! =)