I ADORE YOU AND MISS YOU.......
1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
KAHUNA – Over
2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
KAHUNA – Typically Everything Down
3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
KAHUNA – 7 ½ Years Ago
KAHUNA – Sex
KAHUNA – Parents, Babushka, Children
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
KAHUNA – I had a brother who died 2 years before I was born
Kahuna – Silk, because it keeps me cool
Kahuna – No I do not. The internet replaces any need for magazines.
Kahuna – Does the beach of an ocean count??
Kahuna – (Myself = Diligent, Confident, Satisfied)
(Babushka = Soft, Sexy, Vocal)
Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited
b) make you squirm
c) make you laugh
Kahuna – I Adore You………….
1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?
Any worn by Kahuna (beat you, Kahuna!!!!!) Otherwise there are lacy boy shorts worn by woman in my fantasies.
For gals I like thongs and lacy low-cuts. No such thing as sexy guy underwear.
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
Would I?..........I believe in never say never!
Have I, no. Unless you count heartless “boyfriends” who used me. . .
I paid 15 years of my life and tens of thousands of dollars for infrequent, unenthusiastic sex. I think I have paid enough.
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
On men, Yes (I never thought I would say that! It was never my thing! But now I get lost in space and time when I run my hand through Kahuna’s chest hairs! - NEVER SAY NEVER!)
On women, I prefer little hair other than long locks on their head! Smooth and soft is sensual!
I am not fond of facial or body hair for women.
4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
This is still a new world to me. However, I try not to judge, so I would not call anything “strange”
I have stumbled upon a couple sites where women were with dogs or horses. I felt bad for all involved - the women, the animals and my eyes.
5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?
Not enough would be worse in my opinion because sex is so much more than just an act. If you are missing the sex, you are missing the more. That is a very sad thing. The only time I can see someone as getting “too much” is when it means nothing or is not fun/good and is taken for granted.
Not enough (or none) is the worst feeling if you are in a committed relationship with the person, but that comes back to communication and consideration between the two. I would suspect that “too much” could be just as unrewarding if the same lack of communication and consideration exists.
Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?
Never done anything illegal J
Driving under the influence of alcohol. I was caught (more than once). God willing and appropriate actions on a daily basis will ensure that will not occur again.
Well, I don’t really remember having one. For more, jump to my introduction.
I do not recall having a childhood “hero” per-se”
2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page?
I have a myspace page so I suppose I would say with myself J
3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about?
*smiling ear to ear* Kahuna and I have talked about my fantasies on all levels, not just sexually. For quite some time, I did not allow myself to have sexual fantasies because the ones I shared were so “stupid” and “wrong”. But, Kahuna adores me, fantasies and all. They are something special we have shared. I guess I am not ready to share those on TMI, even if I am anonymous.
All of them - Including the one where she in her pooh jammies washing dishes……..
4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn't mean it?
Yes, when I wanted to love and make myself love (former fiancée).
Yes, but it was not out of deceit but the fact that I did not know what love truly was and desperately wanted to love someone and be loved. I hoped if I said the words that the feelings would follow by me or be returned to me – They did not.
5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you?
Nope. Though, maybe I will someday in role playing. . .
Depends on the definition of “Did not know them”– I suppose I could say one time back when I was living on Maui
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
Yes! In fact, I just told Kahuna this story this weekend. Years ago, a boyfriend and I bought a toy, a c*ck ring. We were so excited to use it, we found a dirt road on the way home that had a dead end, no houses around. We pulled over, got in the back seat to try it, and both kept hearing things outside that freaked us out to the point that he jumped out of the car, into the driver seat without his pants and took off so fast, dust went flying! He went so fast, I had trouble climbing from the back seat to the front seat with my p*nties around my ankles.
My memory is not great now but thankfully I recall our sexual escapades last night with Babushka. We regularly laugh and smile during and I laugh and/or smile reflecting back on them with joy and gratitude.
Add – In reading Babushka’s answer I recall one from my teenage years that does crack me up, but I have not to her yet so I will have to wait.