TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday )

The whole 3-day weekend really has me all confused (not a great challenge, for those who know me).

1. When you orgasm, do you hold your breath?
KAHUNA:
Not that I am aware of - the grunting along with the "Oh my, I am Cumming!" leads me to believe that I am breathing.

BABUSHKA:
Nope! I let it out in a loud expression of release!

2. Have you ever had sex or played around with a celebrity?
KAHUNA:
Only the now-famous Babushka

BABUSHKA:
Nope.

3. Do you think prostitution should be legal? Why or why not?
KAHUNA:
Yes - If appropriately regulated and monitored to ensure health of all involved and to prevent the exploitation of underage people and those who are not willingly participating in the profession.

BABUSHKA:
This is a long one. . . I can see both Yes and No. Check back and I will try to write about it later.

4. How do you masturbate? Do you romance yourself? Get straight to the point? Read erotic material?
KAHUNA:
Before Babushka - Frequent; Addictive; Porn-filled and absolutely straight to the point
After Babushka - Occasionally; Healthy and typically a combination of the above (dependent on mood and time to commit to the activity)

BABUSHKA:
Actually, it is getting kind of boring. It is straight to the point and over too quick. Every great once in a while, there are pictures involved. They are usually of two brunettes pleasing each other in one way or another.

5. Which gives you the most pleasure - intercourse, masturbating for/with your partner, being masturbated by your partner.
KAHUNA:
I have never masturbated for Babushka, but look forward to doing so if/when she requests me to. I get extreme pleasure from vigorous and enthusiastic intercourse that ends in our dripping sweat all over each other, but I also love relaxing, laying on my back and allowing Babushka to lotion up my cock and play with it until I orgasm.

BABUSHKA:
They are all the most pleasing in different ways. Sorry, but I think I will have to write about this later, too.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a crush on a relative?
KAHUNA:
Nope - and there is no relative I would have any desire to have a crush on

BABUSHKA:
Geez. . . Guess I am pretty boring today. No crushes on relatives!


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Oh What a Night..........

.....Not late December back in 63' but late May in 07'.

Last night Babushka and I were able to go on a date and spend the evening together. Of course being the date guru I am, my suggestion was to attend the annual state recovery roundup event.

For those not familiar, thousands of sober drunks get together for fellowship and share their stories. The main speaker was a wonderfully funny woman from Canada by way of Jamaica. It was exceptionally beautiful to spend the evening in this way with Babushka and have her be a part of my recovery.

It was a special evening followed by us falling asleep in the same bed and in each others' arms...........................Followed by a night filled with:

• Babushka riding me Cowgirl until orgasm
• Babushka's "Really Loud" Orgasm as a result of butter rum massage oil, her silver bullet, our vibrating butt plug and my tongue
• Much time licking and playing with my ass
• Much time licking and playing with Babushka's ass
• Early morning missionary to yet another orgasm

And then today Babushka, her BuddyLuv and I were able to go Bowling together. Tomorrow night they will be coming over for steak.

I could get used to three-day weekends!!

My apologies for no HNT this last week but I found myself caught in a conundrum on Thursday afternoon due to conflicting ideas:

• Kahuna - I had planned to take the pictures that were to be used for HNT
• Babushka - Seductively reminding me that her pussy and ass had been without my cock for too long and they needed my attention RIGHT THEN
  

Give, Give, Give - That's all I do

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TMI Tuesday

1. What was your first job?
KAHUNA
I was 16 and a busboy at a restaurant. I spent my high school years (including prom night) working. Developed many a bad habit that has contributed to the fact that:

• I initially left college after one semester
• I am finally finishing college 22 years later

BABUSHKA
When I was 15, I started my way too long career at Burger King. But they were good to me, always allowing me to return between other commitments!

2. When did you go to your first funeral?
KAHUNA
My Grandfather's funeral about 15 years ago
BABUSHKA
I am really not sure.

3. What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary?
KAHUNA
Babushka - No further explanation needed
BABUSHKA
Sensual

4. Are you left handed or right handed? Which direction does the top of your head lean when you kiss on the lips?
KAHUNA
Right Handed
Left Lean
BABUSHKA
Left handed
And, I must lean left, too!

5. Males: Which way do you dress?
KAHUNA
Funny - I had never thought of this before. I now realize I do typically hang to the left. The one exception is in cold water, at which point I do not hang at all :-)
Females: Which breast is larger?
BABUSHKA
Left! Wanna see!?!

Bonus (as in optional):Define sexy?
KAHUNA
Someone who is physically attractive, emotionally secure, sexually confident and genuinely loving in their heart. See Answer #3.
BABUSHKA
Wow! My Kahuna, you are so good to me!
Sexy is whatever gives you that special feeling of a deep warmth in all varieties not always felt.

Have a great Tuesday everyone!!!

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Call a Lumberjack.......We Have Wood

So riddle me this........

I surprise Babushka at her Park and Ride to bring her to work. As we pull out of the park and ride she begins to try and "pull out". She rubs my crotch and begins fumbling with my jeans as I get to the stop sign. I eye the freeway ahead as I hear my lovely say "Are you going to help me?"

At this point my mind wonders what the appropriate response would be:

1. "Help you what?"
2. "Are you sure we should do this?"
3. "Sorry, I really need to focus my full attention on the road."

So of course I did not use any of those responses - of course I unbuckled and unzipped as fast as I possibly could (Guys are just SOOOOO predictable) and proceeded to drive the next 7 miles while the lovely Ms. B stroked my cock until I came all over my Golden Gopher Sweatshirt she had placed on my lap (Glad I had thrown that in my back seat).

During this drive of ecstasy toward climax I hear but two sentences of pure wisdom from my lovely Babushka:

• Sweetie, you seem to be slowing down noticeably
• You may not want to wear your sweatshirt today

Work does not seem so bad today :-)

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Professional HNT

Not professionally taken but Babushka in her proper work attire.

This is actually the last of photos from last month. April is also the last month that Babushka and I have had the pleasure of each others bodies. Between baseball and softball, commitments with my kids are high in May and June. The divorce process is painfully slow with XW.

So to Summarize - No Cock, Pussy, Ass, Tongue, Mouth or Hands in the month of May. Lack of Nekkid Time with Babushka makes for a Very Krabby Kahuna.

Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin' GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - I am Horny for my Babushka

TMI Tuesday!!!

1. Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them?
I have not yet but I have fantasized of using a few foodstuffs with Babushka and anticipate this will occur :-)

2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes - would you do it and how?
Of course I would! I suspect the toes would need to perform some clitoral arousal.

3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you?
I have not. I do not know about future participation but I could see Babushka and I in an observatory role at said event

4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly?
Babushka's hands to my crotch at an otherwise inappropriate time is an instant tease as well as turn on - although I think I just blew my cover that I do not like her teasing me :-)

5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. (PICS PLEASE!!!)
Our situation does not allow for much in this area YET. I do greatly anticipate a future time filled with much lingerie acquisition followed by disposition.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best orgasm you've ever had. ;)
This was somewhat recent - Babushka giving me head while fucking me with a vibrating butt plug. I literally could not move after I came.

Happy Mother's Day

To all Mothers

To all Grandmothers

To all Great Grandmothers

Thank you!

Happy Mothers Day!

Copycat HNT

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If that is the case, then this week's HNT is a tribute to both my Babushka and to our dear friend Gillette. Every time I visit her blog, I am always drawn first to her eyes.

As they (who are 'they' anyway) say, eyes are the gateway into the soul.

Both have a unique way of conveying the beauty of our spiritual being when integrated with our sexual being. They inspire growth in my brain as well as in my groin - Knowledge and imagination are among the greatest aphrodisiacs available to any of us.

Happy HNT to all
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Inquiring Minds want to know.....

.......about Babushka's ability to lose her virginity AFTER her giving birth to BuddyLuv.

I recall wondering about that as well - Perhaps I am dating THAT MARY?!?

All kidding aside - Her depiction of said conception can be found here. The summary is as follows:

• Well-Hung young lads failed attempts to penetrate virginal gate to heaven + Said well hung young lads premature ejaculation onto the doorstep of said gate to heaven during failed attempts of penetration = One BuddyLuv!

Not the Immaculate Conception nor a recommended model of how to not lose ones "Cherry" but my Babushka is just unique like that.

How could I not adore her?

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Although "size" has never prevented my entry into my heavenly Babushka - I have never needed to leave "early" either :-)

TMI Tuesdays, Babushka Style

Hello, All!

Since Kahuna would like my toes to be dipped, here I go! :-)

What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone?
Sight for Kahuna - A pen at my desk. I think I mentioned it before, but before Kahuna and I found this beautiful "us" we often did things just to see each other. One time, he happen to be getting some office supplies (from our floor, not his own) and decided that he would see if any of us needed pens or post it notes. :-) I use that pen daily and it always brings a smile to my face.

Site for BuddyLuv - The ring from the end of a roll of Life Savers. Years ago, when he was 4, he unrolled his Life Savers and used the ring to ask me to marry him. It is attached to his Christmas picture from that year.

Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Eyes for both sexes!

Do you prefer to give or receive?
I cannot decide! There is so much fun and pleasure in both!

One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there?
Well, I am not sure about the protocol. But, the first thought that came to mind was, if it is truly a "one night stand" and not the beginning of something more, than it should end when it is over. I think it would be too easy for someone to get the wrong idea if you stayed.

What is the strangest place you've had sex?
Hmmm. . . I really wouldn't consider any place I have had sex as strange. . . I can think of some future possibilities, but that is not the question!

Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to?
20, when my son was just about 6mo old. I worked as a receptionist at a car dealership. He was a salesman. It was funny, he was worried that, considering my circumstances, it would be a let down. He was. :-)

Indoctrination into TMI Tuesday

I have seen these on many other blogs and decided to dip my toes in. This is a weekly event that is hosted HERE. I look forward to my lovely Babushka dipping her.....................toes in as well!

1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone?
Starbucks Double Peppermint Hot Chocolate - sans the Whipped Cream

2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
I am a fan of the female derriere, although there are no body parts on Babushka I do not appreciate whenever the opportunity arises.

3. Do you prefer to give or receive?
Give, Give, Give!!

4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there?
I would hope if this occurred that I would enjoy the person's company enough during the evening that I would want to stay.

5. What is the strangest place you've had sex?
For you dating game fans......."Up the Butt Bob" (I do not consider this strange but then again strange is all in the eye of the beholder)

Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to? Describe the event.
I was 17 or 18. It was with a girl I met at the mall. I was talked into it by a friend (I was shy at that time). I was not attracted to her. It was at my house, it was brief and not enjoyable in the least..........................It's a miracle I ever tried again!

Birthday Boy

That would be me in a few days. Babushka and I celebrated with a trip to one of her favorites (TGI's) and rented a movie which we actually enjoyed more than we expected (Stranger than Fiction).

It was a wonderfully comfortable, relaxing evening - even without any mind-blowing, wall-shaking, neighbor-waking, scream-inducing fucking.

Just an intimate evening together...................and an awesome handjob!!!!!

She just can't help herself :-)

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Repeat HNT

We'll doesn't that just figure. The photo I had in mind is not in my external drive, which leaves me with one remaining explanation..................I DELETED IT?!?!

I don't know about the rest of you, but once my mind is set on one thing it is difficult to switch gears - perhaps just my mental limitations :-).

So instead I will revisit a beautiful site of Babushka from March. I have grown extremely fond of the tattoo.....and the body it is embedded upon! I hope you all enjoy as well.


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Pre-HNT Humor

I just realized that my HNT photo for the week is on my external drive so I suppose I will wait until tomorrow. For the interim I provide the below for your amusement.

It reminds me that it has been a week since Babushka and I have been "Biblical".

Certainly no need to be stressed but perhaps it explains my "headache". I must be getting spoiled!!
Just Get Busy!!!!