1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
KAHUNA – Over
2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
KAHUNA – Typically Everything Down
3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
KAHUNA – 7 ½ Years Ago
KAHUNA – Sex
KAHUNA – Parents, Babushka, Children
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
KAHUNA – I had a brother who died 2 years before I was born