TMI Tuesday #95

1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?
KAHUNA – I have never been a real ‘pick-up’ line kinda guy, but have used sexual innuendo and double entendre as part of the flirting process. I am corny most of the time anyway (just ask Babushka about our trip to Target and Festival with the cart).
BABUSHKA – The worst pick up lines I have heard were not truly used on me or by me. But, they are worth mentioning: 1)Your pant must be made of tiny little mirrors because I can sure me myself in them. . . 2)Oh, this one was actually used. . . Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Kahuna and I just kind of fit. . . We are both corny to/for and with each other! It is so beautiful!

2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else? Explain.
KAHUNA – Twice, both times when I lived in Maui years ago. To this day I remember both instances and regret them.
BABUSHKA – Nope. But, Kahuna, you did not explain. . . You have to explain.

3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?
KAHUNA – Talk about them behind their back. I do not care any longer about others “deserving” it – I prefer to now hold myself to a standard higher than that. These sorts of behaviors reflect on who I am, not on the person who may ‘deserve’ it.
BABUSHKA 0 The worst thing I ever did was counsel a friend’s boyfriend and try to help him with their relationship. You guessed it. . . He was a player and I got played BIG TIME!

4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why?
KAHUNA – You mean there are movies other than porn? J/k
BABUSHKA – Hmmmm. . . Thanks to Kahuna’s answer, all I can think about is porn!

5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? What would you change on your SO?
KAHUNA – I would change my teeth. I would change nothing about Babushka (she reads this for goodness sake – what else am I gonna say).
BABUSHKA – I would change my necessity to worry/second guess/plan things. I know that is more than one thing. But, if I rephrase it, it will read my “needs”, which is one thing, right? I need to quit worrying/second guessing and planning so that I can realize and enjoy all that I have been blessed with! What would I change about Kahuna himself? Nothing. But, about his situation I would give him constant peace by ending his current situation and taking away the stress/pain it is causing him and us.

Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country?
KAHUNA – Currently none but I plan to engage in this activity with Babushka in many countries.
BABUSHKA – Same!

Now. . . A light and funny question for ya'll. . . If you were a porn star, what would your name be?